September 2010
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What you get
After I took this photo, my camera froze and I realized—surprise—I was froze, too. I went on a longer walk than i intended, but I wanted to see the sun. I saw it, but it wasn’t too hot.
August 2010
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Antarctica Version 4.0
Need I say more. This is my fourth time coming to Antarctica and I know it all. So, on my first day off from work, I suited up into what I call my “System” and took a hike.
My system is a flawless layering system comprised of clothing so high tech, NASA hasn’t even invented it yet. I have socks for my socks and underwear that is more fun to wear than Underoos. Clark Kent was just a...
April 2010
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SOMiC Boom
The cops have my street surrounded. I can hear the helicopters hovering above my home. I knew I was in trouble when I started, but I did not know this would be so addicting. The kids on the street call this “SOMC,” it’s pronounced like ‘sonic,’ but with an ‘m.’
“The SOMiC boom,” that’s what they say. “Hey man, did you see it? Do you feel it? That’s the boom. That’s the SOMiC boom....
February 2010
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Beware of the Cats of March
Note: I recently wrote a letter to the editor that appears and can be viewed by clicking here: Salt Lake Tribune. The version that appears in print was heavily edited, so I’m presenting the unedited letter here:
Dear Editor:
Grandmas have them and so do secretaries. St. Patrick has one and Mother-in-Laws do too.
I’m talking days.
Lovers get Valentine’s Day and even my BFF gets a...
November 2009
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October 2008
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